The awesome insight of 1,315 Best Answers poster JimZ, in his amazingly original comment here:
1. I don't like the implications of climate science
2. Therefore, I don't want to understand climate science
3. Therefore, nobody else can understand the science of climate, even if they want to.
A typical third grader could not reasonably be expected to grasp at once so many layers of brilliant logic. It takes years of study in a cutting edge field such as Abiotic Oil "Geology."
Try this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApVAqfKCUsI
3rd grade version:
How many people did it take to raise up that big long heavy flag pole?
5th grade version:
Suppose one of those US marines was a really worked out hulky He-Man (or She-Woman like Rosie the Riveter), capable of lifting the flag all politically correctly alone. Does that mean it is impossible for others to have helped?
9th grade version:
The Iwo Jima flag-raising was restaged for the camera, after it actually happened.
Does this mean that World War II was a hoax, concocted so the scientists could get funding to study such ridiculous leftwing topics as aeronautics, ballistics, photography, radar, and nuclear fission?
YA version:
100+ Nobel Prize winning scientists say one thing about climate science.
10-20 Non-Nobel Prize winning scientists, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and JimZ say the direct opposite.
Which is more likely telling the truth?
U.S. National Academy of Sciences, 2010:
http://books.nap.edu/openbook.php?record_id=12782&page=1
“Climate change is occurring, is caused largely by human activities, and poses significant risks for a broad range of human and natural systems.”
http://www8.nationalacademies.org/onpinews/newsitem.aspx?RecordID=12877
“Choices made now about carbon dioxide emissions reductions will affect climate change impacts experienced not just over the next few decades but also in coming centuries and millennia…Because CO2 in the atmosphere is long lived, it can effectively lock the Earth and future generations into a range of impacts, some of which could become very severe.”
http://www.physics.fsu.edu/awards/NAS/
“The Academy membership is composed of approximately 2,100 members and 380 foreign associates, of whom nearly 200 have won Nobel Prizes. Members and foreign associates of the Academy are elected in recognition of their distinguished and continuing achievements in original research; election to the Academy is considered one of the highest honors that can be accorded a scientist or engineer.”